I want an iPhone!

Did you hear that Appalachian Wireless?

I am so fed up with being years behind everyone else.

I'm OK with using your service.

I like supporting "mountain" businesses, but c'mon already.

The rest of the world got this thing a year ago...
or was it 2?

I do not want the Hint, the Finesse, the Dover, or the whatever-the-special-is-today!

I want an iPhone!
NOW!