Randy: [Samantha has filled out an "anonymous" sex quiz naming her crush, which has fallen into unknown hands] Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist.
Samantha: Thank you, that's a very nice thing to say.
Randy: I'm sorry, but Jake Ryan? He's a senior, and he's taken. I mean really taken.
Samantha: I know. He's supposed to be my ideal.
Randy: He's ideal for sure, but forget it.
Samantha: God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.